All right. Welcome back to the Fantasy Football Report.

We're here with Neil Dutton. He's a writer at RotoViz. Also, you can find his work at Numberfire 4-4 and Roto Underworld.

Neil, how's it going?

As the Eagles fan, it's going absolutely swimmingly.

The plot to make the team as unwatchable as possible is right on track, and it just gets better

every single week.

Yeah, so just for those who know, we're actually recording just a little bit earlier than we typically do.

So these games, the PM games are still ongoing, which is all well and good.

But, yeah, to Neil's point, the Eagles are pretty much unwatchable until you get to the fifth minute,

five minutes remaining in the fourth quarter.

That's when they somehow fall about seven points or so short of actually winning the game,

but they haven't been competitive throughout.

Neil, what are your thoughts on that?

I think it's just weird.

There was a philosophy I remember about golf that Leslie Nielsen, the great comedian,

we did say that shoot your second shot first, which is like a mental thing of the first

shot must have been terrible.

So just tell yourself you play me a second one.

If they could just somehow tell Jalen Hurts, there's five minutes left in this game from

the first play, then the Eagles are being unstoppable juggin-auts. Unfortunately, they have, I say,

55 minutes of unwatchable garbage, and then it just all looks. It just looks bad. I mean,

Jalen Hertz could start the game on minus 60 points, and you know he's going to give you 20 points.

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