Kyle MacLachlan, Arian Moayed | Crime's Up

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

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🗓️ 4 March 2022

⏱️ 33 minutes

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The January 6th committee says they have evidence that former president Donald T**** knew he was committing fraud against the government, and despite evidence to the contrary, Russia’s leader insists that his invasion of Ukraine is proceeding exactly as he planned. Meanwhile, Stephen has seen Cristinao Ronaldo's shower video, and he has some thoughts on the comments. Friend of the show Kyle MacLachlan deploys some purrrfect puns aimed at fans of Carole Baskin, the subject of his new series, “Joe vs. Carole,” streaming now on Peacock. Next, Arian Moayed plays the attorney for Anna Delvey in Netflix’s “Inventing Anna,” and he says his children have watched the show several times and are always pulling for Anna to prevail in court. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Thanks, everybody. Please.
0:07.0	Please have a seat, folks. Welcome one and all in here, out there, all around the world, to the late show.
0:13.0	I'm your host, Stephen Colbert. This is...
0:16.0	We've got to go.
0:19.0	It's a troubling time. What would the pandemic and now a brutal, unprovoked war in Europe?
0:24.0	But every once in a while, there's a little gleam of sunshine in the world.
0:29.0	A child smile, the first flower of spring.
0:33.0	The January 6th Committee laying out potential criminal charges against the former president.
0:46.0	Turns out there is a chance that trying to violently overthrow our democracy might be illegal.
0:54.0	The potential charge against the former president and his campaign is a criminal conspiracy to defraud the United States.
1:02.0	To paraphrase an idiot and his bloodthirsty mob, lock him up.
1:08.0	This...
1:10.0	Oh, I've never...
1:15.0	I've never had my own bloodthirsty mob before.
1:19.0	I get the appeal, I have to say.
1:22.0	This information comes from a civil court filing involving disgraced lawyer John Eastman,
1:28.0	seen here starring in Indiana Jones and the Trickle of Flowmax.
1:33.0	Eastman was the legal genius behind the theory that after a free and fair election,
1:38.0	Vice President Mike Pence had the power under the Constitution to declare,
1:43.0	psych?
1:45.0	Naturally, the January 6th Committee wants all of Eastman's relevant documents and emails
1:52.0	Naturally, the January 6th Committee wants all of Eastman's relevant documents and emails.
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