meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Good For You with Whitney Cummings

Kyle Kinane Exchanges Stupid Tattoo Stories | Ep 224

Good For You with Whitney Cummings

Whitney Cummings & Studio71

Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews

4.27.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2024

⏱️ 72 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Comedian Kyle Kinane (Workaholics, Funny People, Shocks and Struts) is on the pod this week, sharing tattoo stories, investigating murderous cats, and strategizing a meteoric rise to just-below-mega-star as a matter of survival. Thank you to our sponsors! GENUCEL - https://www.genucel.com/whitney MORGAN & MORGAN - https://www.forthepeople.com/whitney. #LAW(529) SHOPIFY - https://www.shopify.com/whitney BETTERHELP - https://www.betterhelp.com/whitney This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/whitney and get on your way to being your best self.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Throw a red carpet down the drive, rope off your front gate, and tip off the paparazzi because you could have a VIP, a very important postcode.

0:08.6

In our February draws, players in the winning postcode will each win 12,000 pounds every month for 12 months and get to enjoy an unforgettable experience enabled through our charity partners.

0:19.0

Sign up before midnight tonight to play with people's post code lottery where good things come knocking

0:25.1

PPL managed lotteries on behalf of good causes 18 plus conditions apply play responsibly not

0:29.2

available in Northern Ireland

0:30.5

bap bap bap i think we need to protect Richard Simmons at all costs. Yeah. Do we?

0:36.2

Put them in like what are the what are the what are the seed bunkers that we need to keep society

0:40.9

alive?

0:41.9

It's in Norway the seed bank gets get Simmons in there put his

0:45.5

come in there I mean I just meant him okay I was just it could be two kinds of

0:50.1

seeds we could get all the freez the jiz freeze the whole guy I don't know what he's up for like if we

0:54.9

need to make a seed bank that was actual sperm of like great men who would we who would we

1:00.3

jerk off really possibly Who do we pin down and crank off for the good of humanity?

1:08.0

Like we'd have to get like...

1:10.0

When are we going to pull start in the event of a total global disaster?

1:15.0

Set aside what you think about the person, just the fact that they, we would need, like

1:21.9

Trump, we would need his his like he's obviously like a

1:24.3

super sperm I picture him as a real gluey kind of guy you know like it seems it seems

1:32.3

pretty dehydrated.

1:33.4

Like a real dribbler.

1:35.6

Apparently allegedly he's like had syphilis like if you have that kind of energy and an

1:42.0

orange skin and that kind of hair is this what

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Whitney Cummings & Studio71, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Whitney Cummings & Studio71 and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.