Hey America, legions of Fitzdog fans, I'm here. You're trusted host and I'm happy to join you today. Just fresh off of my trip to Kansas City.

Kansas City here I came. What a great, great turnout. Nice people. Thank you so much for coming out. We did a show in Columbia, Missouri, which is a cool little town. Nice theater called the blue note.

We had, you know, it just I did like an hour and a half. It was such a, I usually I do an hour. I don't think most people want to hear more than an hour of a comedian.

And I did an hour and a half and they stay seem to be into it. Who knows. I had a lot of new stuff plus some stuff from my old special and which I'm editing now should be out in June.

And then we did the Argus, the casino in Kansas City where I was told when I checked in that I was not permitted to gamble or drink in the casino. So apparently some comedians have fucked up in the past. That means Bob Zaini was there. I don't know. I'm just pulling a name out of my ass. I don't even know if Bob Zaini gambles, but he's just got the name. He's got the name of a crazy comedian.

So I was very happy to just work out at the gym and recorded Sunday papers there and had a good time. Real fun. Sold a lot of pins. Anyway, I gotta get focused. All right. It's Monday and I'm jet lagged. So I gotta get my shit together.

My wife is away, which is always difficult. I miss her when she's gone. I feel like such a pussy that I can't have her away from me because I'm away from her all the time. It's not fair that I should miss her this much when I'm home. It's different. When I'm away, I'm busy, whatever. But I don't know. She's in New York. Her aunt died about a year ago and they're settling the estate.

Going through this house that her aunt lived in literally was physically born in this house and lived in it every day of her life until she died at 95.

So let's just say there was some shit in the rooms and closets and they've been dealing with that and the bills and then the house is finally going on the market.

Like in a couple weeks, which is insane and it's the Bronx and you think, ah, there's not going to be any money like houses and the Bronx are actually worth money now. It's like the new burrow.

They they they wore out queens. They wore out Brooklyn statin island. Nobody's going to fuck with. And now the Bronx is the last burrow for the hipsters to come and and move into. So they're actually going to get some decent money for it.

So maybe maybe we'll get a little taste. Huh? Maybe the fit's dogs will get a little trickle from the house sale. That'd be nice.

Pay for my trip to Ireland this summer. And it was very head of rough week with Aaron. She got hit by a car. She was walking and she got hit by a car knocked to the ground.

Had bruises all over her hip and arms and and the car like pulled over and then just took off just left.

And she was left in this fucking side of the street in the gutter and you know people were helping her and it was just really traumatic.

More for me than her. I was really upset for a couple days and she's fine. Everything's good. No broken bones. Nothing like that. But it was it was shitty. It was very shitty.

And I said to her, you know, let's let's go to the police and have them look at there was a car looked on the corner of this cameras in every direction on a street lamp.

And she's like, yeah, but they probably weren't watching.

I think that's not how it works. They they're not manning the cameras looking for accidents. They record them.

But she didn't care. I don't know. She doesn't care to go after them. I mean, who knows. Why wouldn't they stop though?

You got to think maybe it's an undocumented person who didn't want to get busted or maybe somebody who's already got some felony convictions, whatever.

But I don't know. I think we should go after the person that did it. I don't know if there's a man or a woman.

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