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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers has never seen The Goonies

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7687 Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2019

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Kyle has never seen any The Goonies, but he rewrote it and is joined in studio by Kenny DeForest and Marlena Rodriguez to read it. We talk Shame Bracket, and play Before & Afters, and Character Card Head Game.  And if you're going to be in Montreal this weekend, come to our live show at Just For Laughs this Saturday, 7/27! https://www.hahaha.com/en/show/never-seen-it-with-kyle-ayers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Starbeams are there.

0:02.0

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,

0:08.0

this is never seen it.

0:12.0

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

0:20.0

What's up everybody, Kyle here? Today's episode, a little weird, very fun. Unfortunately, we had a guest drop out kind of last minute, so I jumped in and I wrote a movie again. I'd never seen. I've never seen The Goonies. I rewrote the Goonies for today's episode. We're in studio with a very funny Marlana Rodriguez and Kenny DeForest, who you guys

0:38.3

both know. But I've never seen the Goonies. I rewrote it. I think it's pretty close. Maybe it's not. I think Kenny tells me it's closer to being season three of Stranger Things, which would make sense. But I've never seen the Goonies. I rewrote it. It's super fun. if you guys are in Montreal, this is exciting.

0:57.2

Saturday, this Saturday, after you hear this, in two days, we're at the Just for Lafts Comedy Festival in Montreal. Biggest Comedy Festival in the world. Cannot believe we're doing a podcast there with Kurt Bronoler and Greg Stone, Tom Takar, and Steph Tolliv. It going to be so fun. Hit us up. If you're in Montreal,

1:13.1

come say hi. I don't know. Who knows? It's going to be great. But this is, I've never seen the

1:18.9

Goonies. This is that. And here you go. Thanks for listening. And the shame brackets coming

1:23.9

along. It's eventually going to be over, I hope. But go follow us on Instagram, follow us on Twitter, vote in the shame bracket, and give us a rating and a review in iTunes if you get a second. It helps us show a lot. I appreciate you guys. We got a Patreon going on. I just lowered it to $3 a month. So if you got a few bucks a month and you want to get some more Never Seen It stuff,

1:45.4

videos and whatever and all that.

1:47.7

We got that going on.

1:48.6

I appreciate y'all.

1:49.4

Thank you so much.

1:49.9

I've never seen the Goonies.

1:50.6

Enjoy.

1:53.5

This has never seen it.

1:54.8

I'm your host Kyle Ayers.

1:55.8

This is the podcast where I have comedians.

2:05.6

What you guys just heard there is an expertly disguised That sounded like a sneeze created by climate change

2:08.8

And then some Republican senator will walk out and be like, oh, global warming's real.

2:17.4

My sneezes are still loud.

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