Starbeams are there.

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,

this is never seen it.

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

Hey everybody, today's episode, very, very fun time. I actually wrote a script. It's been a while since I stepped into the writing ring here. I've never seen Rambo. And so I wrote what I think Rambo is. And we read that. We're in studio with Todd Sclar, who you know he's in here all the time, as well as Mitch Thompson, a very good friend of mine and the creator of the show Blind Covers. And he'll tell you about that here at the end of the episode. But I've never seen Rambo. It's a super good time. And I hope you guys enjoy it. And if you're in Los Angeles, December 7th, I'm recording an album at Stories in Echo Park, December 7th.

It is a Saturday.

I'll be recording a comedy album, and you can do that there. And if you guys want some more, never seen it, you can go to Himalaya Plus and check us out there, where you'll get episodes early, add free. And we've got a community going on over there. What I want to do over there, if we get enough people over there, is I want you guys to pick what movies I start catching up on, and so we can start getting some polls and blah, blah, blah. I really want to grow that there, so go to Himalay-plus, check it out, and there's a bunch of cool stuff there. You'll get all the bonus stuff going on. There, here is me, having never seen Rambo. Enjoy the episode. Rambo. My dad, this is a fun thing my dad likes to do, is pretend I never remember that Ron Howard was a child actor. That's a good one to remind somebody of. He loves bringing it up. Oh yeah. Andy Griffith show or whatever. Happy days. What was his name Opie? Yeah, you need to just be like, yeah. Opie makes movies? And it's like, I, yeah, you're the last person who knows Opie.

I don't even think Ron Howard remembers. No. He's more known for being narrator voice in a meme. Oh, yeah. Okay. Many different careers. I want in the last movie you guys haven't bought. First, oh, we should, we'll start the show. Then we'll say that. Okay. This has never seen it. Spot guest where I have comedians rewrite famous movies and TV shows they've never seen before. Today in studio, maybe my favorite guest we've ever had, having never seen Rambo, me. I rewrote Rambo. Welcome to the show, Kyle. Clearly the only guest to get here right when they needed to. I'm like, uh, what is it, uh, in Lord of the Rings.

A wizard arrives, it's never early or never late. They arrive precisely when they're supposed to.

I've never seen that. I bet that. Yeah. It was a book too. They're good books.

That's like the biggest thing to take away from, uh, Lord of the Rings is punctuality.

This, uh, you know, they don't linger in Lord of the Rings.

This was so crazy about those.

The books are 75,000 pages long, and I left thinking the movies were what was too long.

Because the books at least just kind of meander about swords for 200 pages or something.

Anyways, we're here with Mitch Thompson.

Hello.

And Todd Sclar. Hello. Joining us. I've never seen Rambo. We were talking about the last movie you ever bought. This might become a regular question on the show because I like this question so much. The guest thought of it. Actually, it's me. I'm the guest. It's a good question. But what is the last movie you ever bought? Can you think of it?

Black Hat on Blu-ray three days ago.

The Michael Man movie?

Michael Man's Black Hat on Blu-ray three days ago.

You still buy movies?

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