Kyle Ayers Has Never Seen Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story
Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers
Kyle Ayers
4.7 • 687 Ratings
🗓️ 23 December 2024
⏱️ 46 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, this is never seen it. |
| 0:12.0 | Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen. |
| 0:18.7 | Hey everybody, happy holidays. This has never seen it. I'm your host, Kyle Ayers. This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies they've never seen before and we read their scripts. Today, special episode, didn't even plan on releasing an episode, but I'm getting this one out here at weird timing. I have never seen a holiday touchdown, the Chiefs love story, |
| 0:39.0 | but I rewrote it. Thought we do a fun one. I'm a huge Chiefs fan. So someone on the Discord |
| 0:43.7 | suggested a rewrite here, and I went for it, and it is far too long, joined by Danny Jalas, |
| 0:49.1 | Bailey Norton, Phil Morris, all friends of the podcast. We read my script. It is 15 pages, I think, so long. But just |
| 0:57.5 | want to do one more, you know, squeeze one more episode in here before we take a little |
| 1:00.5 | break through the new year. I hope everyone's having safe holidays, fun time, you know, |
| 1:06.1 | doing what you'd like to do if you can, be insane in any way you can there as well uh we had a lot of fun |
| 1:12.4 | with this it's a very football centric thing so if you aren't into football maybe you skip it my |
| 1:18.4 | uh you know my script is is more chiefs in football centric than it is hallmark movie centric by a long |
| 1:23.8 | shot but it is a lot of fun is a lot of very specific football references, and we have a good time. |
| 1:30.1 | You know, I get razzed for liking the chiefs, that's fine. |
| 1:33.1 | I get that by Danny. |
| 1:36.1 | And like I said, it's so much fun. |
| 1:38.0 | We, if you want some more, we also play some games, including with our producer Jake over on |
| 1:42.5 | the Patreon in the extended version of this episode |
| 1:44.6 | patreon.com slash never seen it that stuff's only over there some character cardhead |
| 1:49.7 | imposter and it's insane Jake plays maybe doesn't fully understand the game and goes for it |
| 1:54.6 | we have a lot of fun over there never seen it secret santa is uh show and tell is coming up |
| 1:59.8 | soon uh you know if you haven't sent a gift out, let me know if you need help with that. Hopefully, if you got one coming, it's arriving soon. Yeah, I want to do one more quick one here. Just before Christmas, here through the holidays, whatever it is you celebrate, even if it's nothing. I hope it's going well. I hope you have a wonderful day. Enjoy this. I cannot believe there's a hallmark movie about the professional |
| 2:21.2 | sports team I grew up liking, but here we are. I have never seen a holiday touchdown. I feel |
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