Starbanes out of it.

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,

this is Never Seen It.

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

Hey everyone, this has Never Seen It. I'm your host Kyle. and TV shows they've never seen.

Hey everyone, this has never seen it.

I'm your host Kyle Ayers.

This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies they've never seen before,

and we read their scripts.

Today, I'm back.

I did one, I don't know why I paused.

I have never seen Hacksaw Ridge, but I rewrote it and we read the script.

Mostly, it is anger directed towards Mel Gibson, but I feel like that's okay.

I didn't know much about it going in except that he directed it and everyone seemed fine with that.

And the Andrew Garfield's in it. So that's what we got. I'm joined on the podcast by Adam Newman, Mike Carosa, Bailey Norton. It's fun. We did this one over Zoom. It's just the best time. I miss doing the regular stuff. It's nice to be back. I hope everyone had a good holiday season. Hope everyone had a good new year. and hope everyone's doing okay this early January.

It's pouring down rain in Los Angeles, which is a fun sentence to say. My dog gets to wear a funny jacket when he goes for a walk. That is fun. And, you know, let's just get right into it.

I've never seen Hacksaw Ridge, but I rewrote it and we read my script eventually. And then, oh, I got a new take on before and afters as well in this one. So we try some fun stuff. If you want to hear more, including one of the dumbest new games I've ever come up with, exclusively over on the Patreon. It is at patreon.com slash never seen it. Once again, that's patreon.com slash never seen it is dumb. It's a dumb new game up there. We did some fun stuff. And you also get this ad free and uncut, full episode, everything like that. Thank you, patreon.com slash never seen it. You can support us on there. And if you are around Los Angeles, it's a little ways in advance, but I am bringing my show Boast, Rattle, back. It is a head-to-head compliment contest. It's just so much fun. Nice roasting. Think of it that way. That is going to be the 24th of February, so mark that on your calendar. There'll be more details to come. Follow me on Instagram and Twitter at Kyle Ayers for more info. This is too long. I have never seen Hacksaw Ridge, but we

rewrote it. I rewrote it. We read the script. Thank you for listening.

So I'm also recording, are we going to do like a synchronizing thing? Because I want to make

sure all this mojo talk makes it. I started recording eight bars and two beats ago. Look at his jacket. It's such a fun little jacket. It was like a shark. A little shark. He fucking loves me in Mojo. He's like LL Cool J in that movie. Duk. Anaconda? Yeah. That's the one. I'm still testing one I'm still testing

I'm still testing over here

but I think it looks good

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