Kyle Ayers Has Never Seen Greyhound

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 687 Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2021

⏱️ 70 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Kyle Ayers has never seen Greyhound, but he rewrote it, and we read his script. And I is he (real sentence). Sadly, our audio from the live show did not capture properly, so Kyle brings his script for Tom Hanks' Greyhound to a proper recording. He is joined by Todd Sklar and Daniel Shar. Before the script even begins (around 28 minutes in) Kyle starts playing with a deep fake audio machine, and we play a round of Guess What Movie Trailer Kendrick Lamar is Describing Having Only Been Input Kyle's Dad's Trailer Game Transcribed. Thank you to everyone who came out to our live show in Chicago! Indescribable how nice it felt to be doing that again. Richmond, Raleigh, Charleston, Myrtle Beach, Wilmington, Asheville, Atlanta, please come check out Kyle live! Including a live Never Seen It in Asheville! Tickets at kyleayers.com/shows Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Starbanes comedy.
0:02.0	In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,
0:09.1	this is Never Seen It.
0:14.0	Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.
0:20.8	Hey everybody, this is Never Seen It. This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies. they've never seen.
0:22.6	Hey everybody, this has never seen it.
0:27.0	This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies and TV shows they've never seen before.
0:34.7	Today, having never seen Greyhound, it is me, Kyle, the guy from the podcast.
0:40.5	That's who hasn't seen it, and I rewrote it. And we read my script uh this is a script i wrote for a live show we did in chicago unfortunately our live show audio uh didn't work
0:46.6	so we did it here did a little studio read with todd sclar and Daniel Schar. Sounds like a great duo.
0:55.3	Names back to back. They're wonderful. You're going to love it. I loved it. It was very fun. But that's where we're at. So Kyler's has never seen Greyhound. That is me. I rewrote it. This is what I think it is. 28 minutes in we get to the script. Sorry about that. We play around with a deep fake audio machine.
1:14.0	It's not. 28 minutes in we get to the script. Sorry about that. We play around with a deep fake audio machine.
1:14.2	It's not so stupid to say it now. Thank you very much to everyone who came out to the show in Chicago.
1:20.1	Really, thank you. It's wonderful. I appreciate it. I couldn't believe it. The show, the never seen the show, the stand-up show, was just a wonderful time.
1:30.5	If you want to watch the footage from the live show, we have it on Patreon at patreon.com
1:36.7	slash never seen it.
1:38.0	You can check it out there.
1:38.8	It's only a buck a month.
1:41.9	Or just pay once and take everything you want and leave.
1:44.8	But anyways, it was splendid.
1:46.9	I mean, I really had a wonderful time.
1:49.0	I forgot how much fun doing stuff is.
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