KVJ Cuts- Would You Rather (04-23-25)

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🗓️ 23 April 2025

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Be dumb and happy or smart and sad?

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0:00.0	Okay, I got a couple would you rather's here. Would you rather be dumb and happy or smart and sad?
0:06.9	What do you choose, Virginia?
0:08.2	Dumb and happy.
0:09.4	Okay, what about you, Bird?
0:10.8	Yeah, give me dumb and happy.
0:12.5	I think we already are.
0:14.0	There you go.
0:14.6	You know what?
0:15.1	I like the way I am.
0:16.4	It's working.
0:17.5	If they say if you're super, super smart, eventually you do get kind of depressed and sad because everyone's a dumbass around you.
0:25.5	Yeah.
0:25.6	And you probably realize that you're powers.
0:28.0	You can't change the world.
0:29.6	You know?
0:31.0	Yeah, I'm with that.
0:32.1	But oddly enough, when they did a survey with some people, they chose being smart and sad more.
0:40.0	37% to 35. It was close. So it's one of those. Okay.
0:45.4	It depends on what you're really kind of looking for.
0:47.8	I think sadness leads to cell damage. I really do. I believe it's all connected.
0:53.5	And if you walk around sad and stressed, I just think
0:57.5	you're killing yourself from the inside. So if you're just dumb, you're just, if you're dumb,
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