All right, well, you've got a date this weekend.

You definitely need to pay attention to this because I can tell you the top five worst things you can do on a first day.

According to UGov, they ask people, what is the worst thing you can do?

And it's interesting because they give you a breakdown too on how women and men feel about it.

And the overwhelming, number one, worst thing you can do on a first date is to be on your phone

texting or talking during the date.

Huh.

70% of women, 69% of men said that is the worst thing you can do.

See, I would have thought crap your pants would have been number one.

I know, right?

It does feel like...

If poo doesn't make the list, this list ain't legit.

I'm not going to live.

On a date and a girl's texting, yeah, I'm annoyed.

She craps her pants.

That might be a deal break.

So you got two options while What am I to do?

I'm going to be on my phone or I'm going to crap my pants.

Be on your phone?

Please, be on your phone the whole time.

All you want.

All you want.

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