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The KVJ Show

KVJ Cuts- World Record Wednesday (10-16-24)

The KVJ Show

97.9 WRMF | Hubbard Radio

Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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There will be blood! World Record For Fastest Time To Carve A Pumpkin

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0:00.0

Everything you learned in history class was a lie.

0:04.7

Well, maybe not everything, but they skipped the best parts.

0:07.4

Introducing Stupiracy, where stupidity meets conspiracy.

0:11.0

Ever heard of the Olympic marathon that nearly killed its runners or

0:14.0

the time a pope put another pope's corpse on trial?

0:16.7

Join me Scott Rizzuto and Tim McKernan as we uncover the most outrageous historical moments

0:21.8

and mind-blowing conspiracies you won't believe actually

0:25.1

happen.

0:26.1

Tune into a conspiracy for your weekly dose of historical absurdity.

0:30.4

Available wherever you get your podcasts.

0:32.3

Remember, history is dumb, but laughing at it is smart. Give your best world record Wednesday.

0:43.4

We're chasing greatness today.

0:47.3

Okay, there is a world record for the fastest time

0:50.0

to carve a pumpkin.

0:52.5

No blindfold needed on this, thank goodness.

0:55.8

We originally thought it was going to be blindfold.

0:58.6

We had to clarify and be like,

0:59.7

I don't know, the blindfold apart doesn't sound right.

1:01.5

Doesn't sound safe. Yeah, it's not blindfolded apart doesn't sound right. Doesn't sound safe.

1:02.7

Yeah, it's not blindfolded.

1:05.4

It was a teacher that did it in front of his kids,

1:07.5

so thank goodness.

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