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The KVJ Show

KVJ Cuts- Which Is Better (05-01-24)

The KVJ Show

97.9 WRMF | Hubbard Radio

Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Neither is good but one is slightly better...

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0:00.0

And neither option is going to be good.

0:06.5

But you got to choose one.

0:10.5

Would you rather drink water from a vase that has two week old flowers or eat a three foot spider web?

0:21.9

I thought about this because that is a great question.

0:25.7

And I have dealt extensively with both things.

0:29.2

I love fresh flowers. I have them a lot.

0:33.4

I definitely keep them way past the point where they should probably be tossed.

0:37.9

So I know what that water looks like.

0:40.6

It starts to grow mold and funk and it stinks.

0:44.8

Y'all.

0:45.8

I'm eating the spider web.

0:47.2

I could not disagree more with the witch.

0:49.2

I mean, you've got spider larva.

0:51.6

You've got spider poop.

0:53.4

You've got spider fluids, if you will.

0:55.6

I cannot drink that moldy old flower water. I can't do it. I've seen too much of it.

1:02.8

Ace of vase. I'm going with the vase. Ace of ace, huh? Yeah. I come with you for the same reasons.

1:08.5

Could we do that for a punishment? Is that too far? That's too far.

1:11.6

You're going to get sick.

1:13.5

Okay.

1:13.8

It's over, Kev.

1:14.6

That bit's dead.

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