All right, so which of these things did not happen to Jay Bird over the weekend?

Four out of the five did happen, Virginia.

Got it.

Did he wave out his neighbor and his neighbor didn't wave back?

Did an Uber Eats driver steal his food?

Did he buy a life-size alien that didn't come with stuffing?

Did he show his girlfriend, his childhood library, in Lake Parker? Did he make a solicitor sad when he said he wasn't interested? So he gave

them a soda out of guilt. I'm going to go with the Uber Eats driver stealing the food,

and you're thinking maybe it's the tour of the childhood library in Lake Park.

Yeah. Okay. Oh, don't you worry, Virginia. You're going to get a very underwhelming video of me showing my girlfriend the Lake

Park Library.

Okay.

That did happen.

Okay, that did.

That sounds exciting.

I can't wait for that.

Kevin, yours happened as well.

The only one that did not happen with me waving at a neighbor and then not waving back. Okay. All right. Everything else happened, baby. So what happened with the Uber

each driver stealing your food? So we ordered a good amount of food because I had people over.

And then the Uber each driver took pictures of the bags,

but they were all the same bags, took the other bags,

gone, and it was just a bag of sauces.

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