Can you tell which one of these things did not happen to J-Bird over the weekend?

Did he meet a guy named Octopus who was selling healing crystals?

Did he do a drum circle ceremony in somebody's backyard?

Did he get called out for taking his shoes off to weigh himself?

Did he save the princess in the video game Mario Brothers?

Or did somebody back into his Jeep while at Walmart?

Okay, we think it might be saving the princess? Yeah, I think so. But I'm not sure.

All right, so we're going to go with that. Jaber, what did not happen to you over the weekend?

Both of you are wrong. Really? Yeah, the thing that did not happen was I did not get to you over the weekend. Both of you are wrong. Really?

Yeah, the thing that did not happen was I did not get called out for taking off my shoes.

Speaking of, are you allowed to do that?

Is that gross or do people frown upon that?

At Publix?

Yeah, I want a real weight.

I want the real weight.

I don't want to take out the sandals real quick. You'll make it look good so you can go shopping and get extra food.

Sandals are at least a pound and a half, right? At least.

Depends upon how big your feet are. Okay, so you did save the princess.

I did save the princess. That's impressive.

Denny's has this thing on at his house where he's got every old school game.

It's his system.

And they put every game, whether it's Sega Genesis, Nintendo 64, regular Nintendo.

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