All right, so which one of these things did not happen to Jay Bird over the weekend?

Did a drunk person spill liquor on his werewolf shoe and then try to lick it?

Did he get a dry socket where his tooth used to be?

Did he buy a lawnmore because his lawn has turned into a jungle since firing his lawn guy?

Did he lose his mayonnaise sledgehammer?

Or did he have one of those curly-tailed lizards go running into his house somewhere?

Okay.

We're both praying that the dry socket didn't happen because that just means more mouth surgery.

Yeah, that is not going to be fun there.

I've heard that it's one of the more

excruciating pains that you could have. It'll drop you. It'll be basically on your floor.

I'm on my floor a lot, though. Okay. I hear you. We don't want anything to be dry. No,

I get it. No dry liquor cup, no dry socket. Okay, so we're rooting against that. Do you have a

dry socket? Heck, no, this thing's wetter than a rainstorm. Yay. All right, well, that's good. Thank

goodness. All right, so we can pack the other things here. A drunk person spilled liquor on your

werewolf shoe and then they tried to lick it. Was that me? No, it wasn't you, but I'm not.

I'm surprised it wasn't.

And no, just Virginia was talking before the show started.

There were people pre-game and at 4.30.

There were people tailgating.

I saw people with their back hatch open and buckets of beer and shots and woping it up, tailgating.

And some people were drunk and then some people were drunker.

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