KVJ Cuts- What Didn't Happen To Jbird? (03-10-25)

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🗓️ 10 March 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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It was a busy week for The Bird but only one of these things didn't happen

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0:00.0	Well, you got some wins. You got a few losses in here. Just kind of looking at what might have gone on with Jay Bird's weekend.
0:06.2	And yeah, a couple L's that could have happened, blowing out a tire before his toy convention, falling in a canal.
0:12.0	Oh. His dad did see him naked, so I guess we got that figured out.
0:15.9	That one's been confirmed.
0:17.0	Okay. That one's confirmed. That one's just sexy.
0:19.8	Yeah. Okay. So many different things here happening with Jay Bird's weekend.
0:24.6	Do you think the thing that didn't happen was blowing out the tire, falling in the canal?
0:29.6	Well, blowing out a tire, okay, we can fix that.
0:32.6	Falling in a canal sounds way more stressful and traumatic.
0:36.6	Yeah, that sounds tough. I hope that falling in a canal sounds way more stressful and traumatic.
0:38.3	Yeah, that sounds tough.
0:41.2	I hope that falling in a canal did not happen.
0:46.7	Yeah, I think I'm leaning on that as well, but I know he's been in a canal before, so it wouldn't be his first.
0:49.2	He doesn't need to be drawn to canal water.
0:49.7	Look.
0:50.8	There's something about him. He was raised in canals.
0:52.6	Like for canal people.
0:57.7	Did his lawn people yell at him for not answering his door?
1:01.3	Or did he go on a double date to an Irish pub?
1:04.8	Oh, double date with the new secret girlfriend?
1:10.1	Oh, that sounds lovely.
1:11.2	Did she bring a friend or did you bring a friend?
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