There's a lot of dumbass criminals to talk about, baby

It's the whacked out news

People breaking the law

Ha ha ha fighting in the nude

drunk people proving in the street

Ha ha it's the whacked out news

So many people are meth

Ow

Got another air Many people are mess. Ow!

Got another idiot acting a fool in the unfriendly skies.

This gentleman was on a frontier airlines flight from San Juan to Puerto Rico to Chicago,

and they wound up having to do an emergency landing in Miami after he tried to open an exit door mid-flight and then attempted to get into the cockpit.

Good Lord.

Yeah, he was just all over the place on this one.

It was a very poor showing.

Now, an off-duty flight attendant initially

had intervened in this, but the passenger reportedly became violent, tried to take the

attendant's bag, and then allegedly choked him with it. His own bag. Oh, my gosh. That's when I

grabbed the coffee pot and it's going down.

Yeah.

I'm going to hit you over the head with it and break it and then I'm going to slice a vein. Well, it just so happened there was an M.M.A. fighter that was waiting to get tagged in. Good. And Josh Longgood saw this and he's like, all right, my turn. I got this. He steps in and he just puts this guy in a chokehold.

The guy's like, go.

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