KVJ Cuts- Whacked Out News (05-27-26)

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🗓️ 27 May 2026

⏱️ 10 minutes

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A kangaroo from the Waco Wildlife Rescue made its second escape in less than twelve months!

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0:00.0	There's a lot of dumbass criminals to talk about, baby.
0:06.1	It's the whacked out news.
0:07.5	People breaking the law.
0:09.2	Ha, ha, ha, fighting in the nude.
0:11.0	Had drunk people proven in the street.
0:13.3	Ha, ha.
0:13.7	It's the whacked out news.
0:15.6	So many people on meth.
0:18.6	Ow!
0:22.4	Well, there's a chiropractors' office in Palm Harbor, Florida,
0:27.4	that has displayed humorous puns on its roadside marquee for years.
0:32.5	They'll rotate messages like, we never crack under pressure.
0:36.2	I get it.
0:37.9	And our Easter adjustments are egg salent.
0:44.3	Corny, but eye-catching.
0:46.4	I say you're working.
0:47.5	Yeah.
0:48.3	Well, the recent sign read,
0:50.0	licensed crack dealer is a play on spinal adjustments.
0:54.4	And on Sunday afternoon, 23-year-old Benjamin Fergal decided to use landscape bricks and a tree
1:01.5	branch to destroy the display, causing over $1,000 in damage to the letters and message boards
1:07.3	and the lighting.
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