KVJ Cuts- Whacked Out News (05-27-25)

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🗓️ 27 May 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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0:00.0	Ow!
0:01.8	There's a lot of dumb-ass criminals to talk about, baby!
0:06.0	It's the Wackout News!
0:07.5	People breaking the law.
0:09.2	Ha-ha, fighting in the nude.
0:11.1	Had drunk people proven in the street.
0:13.3	Ha-ha.
0:13.8	It's the Wacked-out News.
0:15.6	So many people on meth.
0:18.6	Ow!
0:20.5	Well, this is pretty good Florida man story.
0:26.5	I think all the best Florida man stories actually happen in Polk County, I'm starting to realize.
0:31.1	And it's always followed up with a Sheriff Grady Judd press conference.
0:35.7	This is what happened with 42-year-old Timothy Schultz, who was
0:38.9	swimming in a lake south of Orlando that was infested with alligators. So yeah, great job on
0:47.2	picking that one as your pool. Now, in his defense, Timothy Schultz is known to use a lot of meth.
0:57.0	He's been arrested for it many, many times. All right.
0:58.0	Well, then maybe he doesn't have that deductive reasoning.
1:00.0	I mean, tell me this, this isn't like a checklist madlib of a Florida man story.
1:06.0	A 42-year-old man who's on meth, swimming with alligators, growling at people.
1:13.9	Then apparently an alligator took offense to his growling and actually bit him on the arm.
1:18.9	That's what the call was about because they saw him thrashing with an alligator in this lake.
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