Well, there's a lot of dumbass criminals to talk about, baby.

It's the Wackout News.

People breaking the law.

Ha, ha, fighting in the nude.

Had drunk people proven in the street.

Ha, ha.

It's the Wacked out news.

So many people on meth.

Ow!

Well, there's this woman in Akron, Ohio, named Victoria Bidal, who got pulled over for an

outstanding warrant on Monday.

And while a cop was arresting her, her pet raccoon Chewy did something that got her a greater

charge than just an outstanding warrant.

She had some contraband that was hidden in her car, but her pet raccoon Chewy takes it out

and tries emulating that he's actually using the contraband.

So if you don't think you can't train a raccoon to do drugs, let me introduce you to Chewy the raccoon.

Here is the body cam footage coming from the cops when they arrested her in her car.

The reason I stopped you is you are suspended with a warrant for your arrest.

I am?

The raccoon has her meth pipe.

Oh my God.

Her meth pipe.

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