There's a lot of dumbass criminals to talk about, baby.

It's the Wackout News.

People breaking the law.

Ha ha, ha, fighting in the nude.

Drunk people pooping in the street.

Ha ha.

It's the Wacked out news.

So many people on meth.

Ow!

Well, we got a lot of pantsless naked dudes here in Florida doing weird things.

One of them was arrested last week at the Palm Beach Municipal Beach.

Beachgoers there reported that he was exposing himself and touching himself inappropriately.

Oh, dude.

At 3.32 p.m. in the afternoon.

Because you don't sleep when you're doing that kind of stuff, huh?

Day or night, it's all good for us.

54-year-old Sharma Parag was the one who was confronted by the police.

And when they asked him, they said, hey, were you doing

what they said you were doing? He's like, oh yeah, it was. And I'll do it again. Yes. He faces

two counts of a lascivious act and exposure of sexual organs. Dude. How long are you staying

to cling for that? You should stay in there for at least a month or two, right?

You'd hope.

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