KVJ Cuts- Whacked Out News (04-30-26)

The KVJ Show

97.9 WRMF | Hubbard Radio

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🗓️ 30 April 2026

⏱️ 12 minutes

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A feces bandit is on the loose in Orlando?

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0:00.0	Everybody talked about it since I first moved to Oregon.
0:04.0	The big one, the earthquake that trashed the whole West Coast, total destruction.
0:09.0	Officially calling it the largest natural disaster in American history.
0:13.0	I just didn't know what would help me next.
0:15.3	So I took it all.
0:16.6	Even the gun.
0:18.2	It was time.
0:19.7	Sello?
0:21.0	American Afterlife, presented by pair of thieves.
0:24.3	The number one fiction and drama podcast in America.
0:27.6	Listen wherever you get your favorite podcasts.
0:30.2	Available now.
0:32.2	A support group for barely functioning adults.
0:35.4	It's the Dave and Mahoney show.
0:37.2	You know I dated a phone sex operator? Did she know that you were dating? They would have to go into like a call center, cubicles and stuff like that. Can you imagine having phone sex with some lonely guy while you're sitting in a cubicle? Do you think that it would make you more competitive? Did you have to ding the bell? Yeah, I got one. He's done. Oh my gosh.
0:55.0	Grab the Dave and Mahoney podcast now on Apple Podcasts on Spotify and at
0:59.9	Dave and Mahoney.com.
1:02.3	The What's Your Mount Rushmore podcast?
1:05.1	There's two things that I think I am almost always.
1:07.5	It's hungry and tired.
1:09.9	I spend, I seriously probably spend 80% of my life,
1:13.4	my waking life being either hungry or tired or both. I will mirror that, but I will add a third one.
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