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There's a lot of dumbass criminals to talk about, baby.

It's the Wackout News. People breaking the law., baby. It's the whacked out news.

People breaking the law.

Ha, ha, ha, fighting in the nude.

Had drunk people pooping in the street.

Ha, ha.

It's the whacked out news.

So many people are mess.

Ow!

Well, Miami police had to arrest 25-year-old Hooters server, Brianna Vasquez, after she allegedly chased a customer to the parking lot over a $3 tip on a $487 tab.

Oh, that is a very poor tip.

Yeah.

This is down there on Biscayne Boulevard.

But I guess you can't chase patrons and was she violent?

They say that she spent nearly three hours serving a six-person bachelor party. They ordered 14 rounds of wings, nine pictures of beer, four fried

pickles, and requested the birthday song three times, and then left a $3 tab with a note reading,

sorry, babe, Venmo is down. And she was not having it. Whoa. Yeah, she stared at the receipt

for about 90 seconds, removed her apron, and she followed him right outside, and allegedly stood in front of their SUV with arms crossed refusing to move until somebody opened up a real wallet.

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