Well, Virginia's been telling us in depth about this scary kid that is in her neighborhood,

causing all kinds of problems.

He's only 12-year-old, but he seems like he might have some violent tendencies to him,

and he's just been causing enough of a headache that people in the neighborhood are starting

to get a little bit worried about what he might do as he's trying to force himself into

people's houses, I believe you were saying.

I just met somebody yesterday that was telling me that he went in their garage and said, this is my house. Yeah. And the homeowner's like, no, it's not. This is my house. Get the hell out of here. And then the homeowner, it was a dude. Yeah. And so he was a little bit more assertive with it. he took the kid's bike and said, this is my bike. And then the kid, like, flipped out and then biked away. Uh-huh. Yeah. Very weird. He's just testing everybody in the neighborhood. Exactly. And he's got everybody on edge. Exactly. And so because of it now, you've been kicking around the idea of maybe getting a gun?

Well, I've been having a little itchy trigger finger for a minute.

Yeah, see, that's what scares everybody, not just me and Kevin, the chat room, everyone listening.

I told him the other night, I was like, well, like, what would happen if we were in a scenario where there was an

intruder and maybe not even just like this kid maybe like anybody who's in our house who's not

supposed to be there what are we going to do yeah I got knives but you know what's that going to do

the dequest a strangler if the tequesta strangler is in my living room, now what? Yeah. And so I was like, what if we got like one of those high-powered paintball guns? You know? And then they got like red paint paint balls. So when you shoot them, they think they're bleeding. I don't know if I'm ready to kill somebody yet. So I was like thinking it through. Like what could I do? Step up. Step it up, but not murder yet. I mean, eventually maybe I'll get to kill somebody, but I don't think I'm there yet. Right. So this is like a baby step. Paintball red paint. Okay. High powered paintball gun. And then Panda looks at me and he goes, I got a gun. Like, what? What are you talking about? He's like, yeah, I have a BB gun. Oh, okay. I was like, oh, you have a baby gun? How do I just now know this? And we've been married.

We've been together like 13 years.

And I just now learned you have a gun that looks very real, by the way.

It looks like something from a Clint Eastwood movie.

Paintball guns and...

But it's a BB gun that needs like some kind of cartridge in it. And it shoots, CO2 cartridge. Yeah. Yeah. And it shoots like super fast BBs. Yeah. And he was showing it to me. And I was like, okay. I'll break the skin. I'll get your attention. I could get down with this. I could definitely shoot somebody with this if they were in my living room and not even care. Yeah, it feels like to me,

you have to look at what your threat is and what you're trying to protect yourself from. You don't need to go to gun level for what you got going on. I think the BB is absolutely fine. I mean, if it gets to that point, let's say the kid's in your house and he's acting a fool and you feel threatened in your own home, which

Florida has laws about that.

Stand your ground law. I mean, I'm not ready to shoot somebody to kill him just yet. But the BB gun would be a good thing where it would hurt, sting, get his attention and maybe say, all right, you know, you've crossed a line. You're in somebody's house and you're making them feel threatened. This is not a good combination. You'll shoot your eye out, kid. Oh, ho, ho. Do you think I will shoot my own eye out

with said BB gun? Someone said that their nine-year-old is home from school because they're sick

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