KVJ Cuts- Vampire Boyfriend Update (10-25-24)
The KVJ Show
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🗓️ 25 October 2024
⏱️ 4 minutes
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We heard about this Vampire Boyfriend yesterday... He believes he is a Vampire- We now have an update!
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| 0:00.0 | Everything you learned in history class was a lie. |
| 0:04.7 | Well, maybe not everything, but they skipped the best parts. |
| 0:07.4 | Introducing Stupiracy, where stupidity meets conspiracy. |
| 0:11.0 | Ever heard of the Olympic marathon that nearly killed its runners or |
| 0:14.0 | the time a pope put another pope's corpse on trial? |
| 0:16.7 | Join me Scott Rizzuto and Tim McKernan as we uncover the most outrageous historical moments |
| 0:21.8 | and mind-blowing conspiracies you won't believe actually |
| 0:25.1 | happen. |
| 0:26.1 | Tune into a conspiracy for your weekly dose of historical absurdity. |
| 0:30.4 | Available wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:32.3 | Remember, history is dumb, but laughing at it is smart. |
| 0:35.0 | Well, this time yesterday we had a makeup or breakup email |
| 0:40.0 | that people were still talking about. |
| 0:42.0 | The girl who's got a boyfriend |
| 0:44.6 | that says he's a vampire. If you missed it yesterday, she basically was saying |
| 0:49.4 | that her very handsome beautiful boyfriend of seven months, |
| 0:53.4 | sat her down and tried to tell her he was a real vampire. |
| 0:56.7 | And he said, here are the things maybe you would have noticed. |
| 0:59.8 | I only sleep during the day. |
| 1:01.8 | I do eat one raw steak every single day and my skin |
| 1:05.0 | will burn immediately if I go out in the sun. So she was very confused because |
| 1:10.4 | she's like either he wants me to break up with him he's trolling me he's |
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