KVJ Cuts- Think Fast (11-27-23)

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🗓️ 27 November 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Who On KVJ Can Think Fast on a Monday?

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0:00.0	McDonald's are making small improvements to our classic burgers, searing out 100%
0:04.7	British beef patties, so they're even juicier.
0:07.7	And we're serving them hotter for meltier cheese, all in new toast of your
0:11.4	buns. The classics, now a little more mmm comparison with
0:15.0	prior classic burgers served after 11 a.m. subject to availability.
0:18.0	Mm. K. cuts. Think Fast.
0:25.0	Think Fast.
0:26.0	If you don't come in first, you might as well be last.
0:30.0	Things first.
0:31.0	All righty, wake up. See if y'all are thinking here on this Monday morning.
0:37.0	Oh well Virginia's eating capers and it smells disgusting.
0:40.0	Well before I had the capers I had the capers, I had the fish, and then I had the egg.
0:45.0	So it's everything you love.
0:47.0	Fish and eggs for breakfast.
0:49.0	I bought her breakfast, and it was the most offensive breakfast I've ever seen a human get.
0:54.0	It's pretty gross.
0:56.0	Well I just got back from New York so I thought I'd get locks and bagels.
0:59.0	How gross are capers?
1:01.0	Oh, good God!
1:02.0	Capers are great! They look like boogers. They're terrible. They do look a little
1:07.0	boogery. They look like peas. They're shriveled peas. They're
1:10.4	shriveled peas. They're not boogers.
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