KVJ Cuts- Think Fast (03-30-26)

The KVJ Show

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🗓️ 30 March 2026

⏱️ 5 minutes

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It's Monday, Who can think the fastest?

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0:00.0	Think fast.
0:02.8	Think fast.
0:04.4	If you don't come in first, you might as well be last.
0:07.9	Things fast.
0:10.2	All right, let's see if you guys are awake here on this Monday morning.
0:14.3	We got Virginia J-bird and producer Denny's.
0:17.4	So the minds are working today.
0:19.0	Sizing up my competition, Kev. Okay. I got Virginia who sounds like she was responsible at Mom's Weekend, Florida State. You just can't be the drunkest mom, that's all. Okay. You don't want to be talked about like that. Oh, I got you. Okay. Party, Mom, you can be fun, Mom. You just can't be mess mom. So of all 100 moms, you were number 99? Yes. Okay. It's not 100. Was there some drunk moms out there? There was some moms at the end of the night that were like, ooh, she got to be put to bed. Okay. I'm a little hard, huh? I think the girl, in our group, at least, the kids went harder than the moms.
0:58.1	The moms in our group were all responsible.
1:00.7	I did look over and see some other moms in other groups, and they were just, they were outdoing
1:06.4	their daughters.
1:07.6	Wow.
1:08.0	Okay.
1:08.5	All right.
1:09.1	We were not that group.
1:11.4	All right. Well, let's see what everybody else does here from their weekend.
1:15.6	All right. Whoever can come up with a sensible answer the fastest is going to get the point.
1:20.9	First thing, tell me something that is cold. It starts with the letter B.
1:29.8	Blizzards.
1:30.7	Oh, good job, Denny.
1:32.7	God, B.
1:34.2	I could go with that, absolutely. Blizzard sounds good to me.
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