Well, these are supposedly questions that girls should know the answer to.

How well can Denny's and I answer them?

First question, why are there fake pockets on women's jeans?

Why are there fake pockets on women's jeans?

Denny's, do you have any idea why they would do something like this?

Maybe it's like male nipples just for the synergy between the two genders.

Just for the look.

Just because you're used to seeing pants with pockets, I guess, maybe?

I think it's about the extra fabric.

You would have to have that extra fabric in the pocket.

And we don't want all that, especially in the front.

Because we have more form-fitting jeans.

That's what it says here.

It says they want to maintain a smooth and streamlined silhouette on fitted jeans as real pockets create bumps and alter the shape of the garment.

Yes.

And they say using fake pockets too can be a cost-saving measure as they require less fabric and labor than the real pockets.

And it actually has a name.

They call them Fockets.

Which is close to a very dirty word.

I was going to say that one again.

Yeah. Really?

I ordered a cheap pair of jeans a while back, and they accidentally sewed the pockets

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