There are so many things in South Florida that want to eat you that want to make you their dinner, whether you're in the water, whether you're on the land.

Florida would be crazy, y'all.

And one of those things that you need to worry is the gators that we have.

Now, there's become a thing where I've seen, especially with social media, people are almost humanizing the gators.

How many clips have you seen with people interacting with gators? There was just a photo with Travis Kelsey and GQ that he did where he is in the Everglades. He's basically knee deep in water right there in the Everglades. And he's got a small gator in his hands. It looks like he's playing it like a guitar.

I'm sure the gator loved it.

Right.

It's crocodile rock.

Not that good, but not that bad.

It's not bad for your dad joke.

So lately what I've seen, in fact, I even made a video myself where I was out golfing at PJ National and they have a gator that just kind of chills there by the water and I got alarmingly close to it for me.

I was up there because I wanted the video to be good and it was popping.

But it then makes you wonder because then you hear stories about gators pulling even older women into the water and devouring them or dogs or things like that. So you're like, okay, where is the gator actually set? And if they've got a mind to it, they can charge at you and they will come after you. And they could definitely do some damage to you. They've removed limbs from people and ended lives. See, everyone's got social media brain now.

Yeah.

I can get a little bit closer.

Yep.

More likes and more shares. If I get the snout breathing. I'll go viral for this. Everybody's doing this with wildlife. They got a big problem with the bison out in Yellowstone. People are out there getting way too close and getting trampled. Gord. Yes. So if you see an alligator, how do you handle it? Because I've heard things about you got to do a little zigzag.

And if you're an alligator, how do you handle it?

Because I've heard things about you got to, you know, do a little zigzag. And if you're on zigzag, they can't turn like that. And that's how you do it. You say, see you later, alligator. Yeah. And then he goes after wild crocodile. I love Virginia's doing a comedy actor. Would you write like 100 gator jokes before we got into this thing? What are you?

Gator comedy.

They're just all in the Rolodex.

I want to see.

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