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The KVJ Show

KVJ Cuts- Step Dad Shot His Pet Iguana (06-04-25)

The KVJ Show

97.9 WRMF | Hubbard Radio

Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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He said he needs to grow up and learn to be a man! Agree or disagree with this message?

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0:00.0

Well, I know that they're an invasive species. A lot of people find them to be very annoying. We've got python hunters that are going around capturing iguanas by the trunk load. But, you know, some people actually do like them. It all started because people had pet iguanas that they said, run free. And boy, did they ever. And they breed like crazy. Unfortunately, they can be a bit

0:22.6

destructive, especially around sea walls and things like that when they burrow and eat and dig and all

0:28.0

that. Oh, during spring break, they breed even crazier. Oh, they do. They're party and they're

0:33.0

drinking. Yeah, they are. Yep. Rum Springer. And now an iguana has caused a bit of a problem in this family.

0:41.3

It says in their email, my seven-year-old son had an unofficial pet iguana.

0:46.3

Now, we didn't keep it in the house, so that's why it's unofficial.

0:49.3

We would just visit our backyard every day.

0:51.3

He actually had a name for it.

0:53.3

He called it Spike. Because the little

0:54.7

spikes run up and down its back. And it was kind of like his little buddy. And he looked forward to

0:58.9

seeing Spike every single day. Well, my husband, who is not my son's biological father, by the way,

1:05.7

saw Spike and said, nope, we can't have that around here. He's going to cause too much destruction.

1:09.9

So he shot and killed Spike last week. Oh, no, we can't have that around here. He's going to cause too much destruction. So he shot and killed Spike last week.

1:12.6

Oh, no.

1:13.6

He said the iguanas are damaging landscaping

1:16.6

and said it's just a lizard,

1:18.6

not understanding the connection that my son had built

1:21.6

or not caring.

1:22.6

My son is absolutely crushed about the whole thing.

1:26.6

My husband still stands by what he did and he says,

1:29.8

look, you are enabling that kid to be soft. He needs to realize this is what happens in life.

1:36.2

And that Spike, his little buddy, was wrecking our place. Something had to happen.

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