Everything you learned in history class was a lie.

Well, maybe not everything, but they skipped the best parts.

Introducing Stupiracy, where stupidity meets conspiracy.

Ever heard of the Olympic marathon that nearly killed its runners or

the time a pope put another pope's corpse on trial?

Join me Scott Rizzuto and Tim McKernan as we uncover the most outrageous historical moments

and mind-blowing conspiracies you won't believe actually

happen.

Tune into a conspiracy for your weekly dose of historical absurdity.

Available wherever you get your podcasts.

Remember, history is dumb, but laughing at it is smart.

K. K. K.J. Cutts.

We're expecting complete domination and a bloodbath here.

What will we get today is 7-Eleven on the digital date,

July 11th. That means it is National Slurpy Day today. So we're taking advantage of this. Bird loves

Slurpies. He loves down on him. He always buys three when he goes to a 7-Eleven

he puts two in his freezer and he drinks a first one immediately.

And I enjoy it, like wine.

I sip it.

I've, was it sift it, sniffed it?

You're a kind of sewer.

Oh, okay.

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