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KVJ Cuts- Sleepwalkers (07-09-25)

The KVJ Show

97.9 WRMF | Hubbard Radio

Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Have you ever witnessed a sleep walking episode?

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0:00.0

Yeah, sleepwalking is a really interesting thing. I had a buddy of mine way back in the day that was a

0:05.8

sleepwalker. And this was in junior high, early high school. And he would have episodes where,

0:11.9

you know what a moped is. It's like a slow moving motorcycle that you give to kids. Only goes about

0:16.9

25 miles an hour. But I remember one time he showed up in my front door like 7 a m on a

0:22.3

saturday morning and his hair was sticking straight up he had this big black streak across

0:28.1

his face and the wire from his braces was out and sticking up his nose i'm like what the heck happened

0:33.5

he's like huh he was still glazed i'm like are you what's what's going on like stab my fear he's like and he kind of was still glazed. I'm like, are you, what's going on?

0:38.1

I'm like, snap my friend.

0:38.8

He's like, and he kind of came to.

0:40.4

He got on his moped from his house and wrote his moped to my house.

0:44.8

He said, I woke up and all I knew is I was riding up on curbs and I took a tumble over a tree stump and went out into the road.

0:51.2

That's why I had this line across my face. He said, I was just down the street from you. It was about three miles away. He was on his moped asleep for about two

0:58.9

and a half miles. Wow. Unbelievable. That's so dangerous. And this is before the time of Ambien.

1:06.9

Yeah. So it wasn't that he had took some sleeping pill and freaked out, which happens to a lot of people.

1:11.7

Yeah, it had nothing to do with that at all.

1:14.1

It was just that he was asleep.

1:16.4

He would get up in the middle of the night and he would think that his neighbors were coming after him and he would take apples off of his tree and he would throw it at their house.

1:24.3

There are cases.

1:26.8

He's crazy. Yeah. People have harmed their loved ones and claim it was

1:32.7

sleepwalking and they have to go to trial for that. Right. Absolutely. Yeah, it's crazy. But when you see

1:38.3

some of the real cases and you've seen this, it may sound preposterous that you would smother somebody

1:43.5

in their sleep,

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