Thoughtful driving tips from Eso, number three.

This is Kiran. He's doing 70 on the motorway,

on his way to a cheeky spar appointment,

though his diaries as he's visiting a client.

Naughty Kiran, lowering his speed to 60 could save him up to 9% in fuel on the journey.

Enjoy that hot stone massage, Kiriron, slowing down a little.

Everything you learned in history class was a lie.

Well, maybe not everything, but they skipped the best parts.

Introducing stupiracy where stupidity meets conspiracy.

Ever heard of the Olympic marathon that nearly killed its runners or the time a

Pope put another pope's corpse on trial?

Join me Scott Rizzuto and Tim McKernan as we uncover the most outrageous

historical moments and mind-blowing conspiracies you won't believe actually happen.

Tune into a conspiracy for your

podcast,

podcast, remember history is dumb, but laughing at it is smart.

Well, it's fun, unless you're wearing the shock collar, then, yeah, shock paper scissors isn't the best game.

Bird is wearing the shock collar today.

What he has to do is go around everybody on the show and play a round of

rock paper scissors. If he loses that round, he gets shocked.

I'm just letting you know, Ralalston I'm going rock the entire time with you just so you

know. Okay, Bird lies at least 70% of the time. That means 30% is truthful. Okay. He likes to rock around the clock. Okay. All right well let's see you got the shot

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