KVJ Cuts- Real or Fake Florida Headlines (06-11-25)

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🗓️ 11 June 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Can you tell a Florida man story from a fake Florida man story?

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0:00.0	Okay, real or fake Florida headline. That's what we're trying to figure out here today. What do you think about this, Virginia? Florida man calls 911 over small food portions. He was not happy.
0:14.7	Oh, that sounds irrational, ridiculous, and a waste of 911's time. So absolutely.
0:21.6	That feels like Florida man did that.
0:23.4	Is that Florida man?
0:24.4	Survey says?
0:25.6	Yes, it is.
0:27.4	I was like Texas, man.
0:29.7	Yeah.
0:30.6	Okay, very nice.
0:32.3	All right, Denny's, what about this?
0:34.2	Retired Florida zookeeper accused of giving animals cocaine and meth.
0:40.4	Oh, my gosh.
0:42.7	What do you think about that?
0:43.6	Is that a real or fake Florida headline?
0:46.3	It's over the top, but Florida man loves cocaine and meth.
0:49.5	He does, but what do you love sharing it?
0:52.0	You're right.
0:52.6	Well, he share that with animals, right?
0:54.9	Animals.
0:56.1	Yes, giving animals, cocaine and meth.
0:58.3	That's what they're saying here.
1:00.6	I'm going to say Florida man keeps it to himself.
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