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Okay, we got a lot of bizarre things happening here in Florida, and they make what we call the

whacked out news, which is going to be coming up here.

So a lot of these headlines taken directly from the whacked out news.

Some of them, though, completely fabricated.

You've got to be able to tell the difference.

We've got Virginia and producer Denny's here going head-to-head in real or fake Florida headlines.

Virginia, I think, is leaning towards real on this one where a Florida man breaks into a woman's house and says he just wanted to play a round of this little piggy with her toes.

I mean, it feels very Florida, but I will say this. It also feels very J-Bird.

Okay, something that creepy.

Yeah, he likes to play this little piggy, too.

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