Okay, can you tell the difference between a real and fake Florida headline?

We've got Virginia going up against Denny's here in a head-to-head battle.

First one's for you, Virginia.

What do you think?

Real or fake?

Florida police officer threatens son's teacher with gun to the head if he didn't change his math grade. Oh my gosh.

That's so intense. Very intense. It's so Florida, man. Goodness. Wow.

I'm going to say that's not real. That is fake. You are correct, yes.

But man, that video would go viral.

Oh, yeah.

Should we recreate that?

No, no.

It's a horrible idea.

Okay, Denny's what do you think about this one, real or fake?

Florida nurse arrested for a fatally poisoning patient who threw chocolate pudding at her.

It feels like something they would do retaliatory. Yeah, I'd say that's real.

Okay, that is not. I was hoping it was just twisted enough.

Chocolate pudding, side note, if you throw it on somebody, it will look like they pooed themselves. That's what I'm thinking.

It's not an easy food to get out of stuff.

How much chocolate pudding have you spilled on yourself?

Ample.

Jaber pizza pudding, Pennington.

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