KVJ Cuts- Producer Dennys Joke Jury (04-03-25)

The KVJ Show

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🗓️ 3 April 2025

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Can Producer Dennys get a laugh in the Joke Jury?

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0:30.1	Who wants to laugh their ass off?
0:32.4	Ooh, I know I do.
0:33.8	Ha ha ha ha.
0:34.8	He wrote some funny punchlights just for me and you.
0:38.3	It's Danny's Joke Jury.
0:40.3	Who's ready to laugh?
0:41.3	Oh boy, we all are.
0:43.3	Joke Jury is ready.
0:45.3	We're going to let Denny's know which of his jokes here today are hitting and which ones are not.
0:50.3	What's you got for us today, Big D?
0:52.3	All right, first joke for you guys. Why did they fire the French chef that was working in the
0:57.0	payroll department? I don't know. Why did they fire the French chef?
1:00.5	They caught them garnishing people's wages.
1:04.9	A little garnish for your way. It's a little garnish for your own. They're a little
1:08.6	parsley in there. Usually garnished wages are bad, but the way you describe it, it kind of sounds nice.
1:14.7	Makes it delicious.
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