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The KVJ Show

KVJ Cuts- Producer Dennys Joke Jury (03-27-25)

The KVJ Show

97.9 WRMF | Hubbard Radio

Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2025

⏱️ 3 minutes

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There is a particular theme to this week's round- Grass Jokes...

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0:00.0

So, you want to be a marketer. It's easy. You just have to score a ton of leads and figure out a way to turn them all into customers. Plus manage a dozen channels, write a million blogs and launch 100 campaigns all at once. When that's done, simply make your socials go viral and bring in record profits. No sweat. Okay, fine. It's a lot of sweat. But with HubSpot's AI-powered marketing tools, launching benchmark-breaking campaigns is easier than ever. Get started at HubSpot.com slash marketers.

0:30.2

As a small business owner, my favorite thing about posting a job on LinkedIn is that when I hit send, I clock out and LinkedIn clocks in.

0:37.0

LinkedIn makes it easy to post your job for free. Get qualified candidates and manage them all in

0:41.9

one place. Plus, LinkedIn extends the reach of your job posts by allowing you to share it with

0:46.9

your network. And hiring managers that add a hiring frame to their LinkedIn profiles receive

0:52.1

two times more qualified applicants.

0:58.0

Go to LinkedIn.com slash agree to post your job for free.

0:59.4

Terms and conditions apply.

1:02.6

Who wants to laugh their ass off?

1:03.9

Ooh, I know I do.

1:04.9

Ha ha ha ha.

1:08.3

He wrote some funny punchlights just for me and you.

1:09.1

It's Denny's joke.

1:09.6

Jerry.

1:15.3

Who's ready to laugh? Oh, we all are here. All right, Denny's got some comedy. We're going to let him know what is hitting here today with the joke jury. What you got for us?

1:18.8

All right, joke one. Why do experts say lawn care service is the new hot job?

1:24.0

I don't know. Why do they say lawn service is the new hot job? Because it's a growing field.

1:29.0

Oh, yes.

1:30.3

Okay.

1:30.9

Is that a grass joke?

1:31.9

It's a landscape.

1:32.6

It's a landscape comedy.

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