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All right, normal or nope, I wonder if sometimes people just test me with this,

but there are some people who do some weird things.

And they want to know.

They said, when it comes to toilet paper, I crumple, but my wife folds.

What's normal?

I can't even wrap my brain around crumpling.

I can't either.

To me, crumpling is like something a terrorist would do.

You must fold because you must know exactly, you know, what absorbency you're dealing with on every square inch of this paper.

Crumple creates a ridiculous mess and it's not going to get you clean. I'm like, what are you thinking, my man? And it creates unnecessary little peaks and valleys where it's an indeterminate level of absorption. No. If I crumpled, I'd have to get right out and take a shower. I'd be like, I feel like I am covered in poo.

I feel like it's all over the place.

I just have particles that you miss. Everywhere. I know somebody that if they go number two, they have to take a shower immediately. So if they're at work, they'll hold it until they can get to a shower. I get it. The older I get, the more freaked out I am by weird germs, and I just want to be clean.

Yeah, I got to have wet wipes these days. If I don't, it's like, mm-mm, can't do it. Where do you put them once they're dirty? We put them in the trash. Got a bag and you kind of put it down in there. You wrap it up in TP and cover it. And then you just have loose Duke. But it's, no, because you, I use the TP first. It ain't loose duke.

You need to get a bidet, my friend. You need a bidet. We ain't as fanciest to Quest. I got it at Walmart. Yeah. I bought this bidet at Walmart. It was $40. I think you both are bringing up valid points, by the way. That concept still throws me off, though. Just a water squirting in the tukas.

I'm just telling you, you can control the spray. You don't have to go fire hose on your

bung. You can put a, like a light tricklele but then you still got to dry it off you do you

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