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The KVJ Show

KVJ Cuts- Normal Or Nope (05-29-26)

The KVJ Show

97.9 WRMF | Hubbard Radio

Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Squirting Tooth Paste Directly Into Your Mouth When Brushing Your Teeth

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0:00.0

Okay, is this normal or no?

0:02.3

I saw this week baseball player Bryce Harper,

0:05.7

who used to do his spring training here in South Florida,

0:10.1

is a member of the Washington Nationals.

0:13.4

And he does this thing when he brushes his teeth,

0:17.3

where he takes the tube of toothpaste and squirts a glob into his mouth directly before then brushing.

0:26.6

Just like that is so wild.

0:28.3

On his tongue or on his tooth?

0:30.1

Just shows him putting it in his mouth.

0:32.9

It looks like maybe it goes right inside like the bottom part of his mouth.

0:36.1

I mean, they didn't do a close up, but they just said him taking a little dob put in his mouth and then brush goes in next. I'll think it's normal, but his teeth is still getting clean. I mean, you're putting toothpaste in your mouth and you're brushing your teeth, but I don't think it's normal. It's the process, yeah. I don't think that's normal at all. He's weird. Yeah, that's not normal.

0:55.0

You know Bryce Harper.

1:09.4

He's the player you kept on screaming at the one spring training game. I was over served, first of all. He kept to say, hey, this is my brother, and he's got a big crush on you. My brother's in love with you. They're pointing at me. And he's, Bryce Harper's looking back.

1:11.3

Because you, you were an earshot.

1:12.9

Like, you had too, too much.

1:13.8

I was too close. You had too much access to Bryce Harper Somehow I got too close That always happens with Virginia right Yeah you get It always has a way of getting too close I got too close and I probably had Too too many beers You did Everything all of checks out. And I was holding a foot long hot dog.

1:28.7

It didn't help either that Kevin was laughing the whole time. I think Kevin was over served too.

1:35.6

Oh, man. Yeah, I don't think that is normal. But there are a lot of different ways that people wind up making

1:41.9

their brush and brushing their teeth. Are you somebody that puts

1:44.8

water on their brush? No, because the toothpaste I use came with directions that said,

1:51.9

don't do that. Why? It says dry brushing is better. I can't stand that. That is when I put a

1:57.8

dry brush in my mouth with toothpaste. I used to be that way.

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