KVJ Cuts- Myths That Aren't Actually Accurate (09-29-22)

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🗓️ 29 September 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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It turns out these popular myths from your childhood are actually LIES!

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0:00.0	McDonald's are making small improvements to our classic burgers, searing out 100%
0:04.7	British beef patties, so they're even juicier.
0:07.7	And we're serving them hotter for meltier cheese, all in new toast of your
0:11.4	buns. The classics, now a little more mmm comparison with
0:15.0	prior classic burgers served after 11 a.m. subject to availability.
0:18.0	Mm. K. JJ Cutts. We've been lied to pretty much our whole lives.
0:27.0	And then you find out later on in life,
0:30.0	you're like, wait a minute, I didn't know that.
0:32.0	How old am I? And I just found out that I've been
0:34.8	putting bat poop on my face I what the heck is going on here I'm 49 I had no idea
0:40.4	that bat poop is the main ingredient in mascara I don't know about main but it is that and that's one of the things you put on your face.
0:52.8	He ruined McDonald Ice or restaurant Ice or Gas Station Ice or every Ice and now you've ruined
0:59.0	Mascare.
1:00.0	I'm not kidding you.
1:01.1	I've never looked at ice ever the same.
1:04.1	You ordered a drink yesterday at the drive-thru.
1:07.7	No ice.
1:08.6	I did.
1:09.6	You did that story 13 or 14 years ago?
1:12.8	Right, yeah.
1:13.8	If I had a show, it'd be Kevin Ruins Everything.
1:16.0	That's a funny name for a show.
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