Well, you got to deal with loneliness a lot during the holidays. It is a sad thing. And I do sympathize for those people. However, when I see what they write in misconnections, sometimes I feel less sorry. I'm like, maybe those people should be alone.

Got a couple interesting posts that people have sent us and a few that we saw ourselves here in the misconnections. Maybe we can come to their aid

and get a holiday hookup for them. This is a male seeking a female. And it says that you left your

baby Yoda purse in my car. Ooh, that's topical. He would wear that.

If a girl leaves her baby Yoda purse in your car, she's left her purse and lost it.

You ain't getting it back, honey.

He's now rocking it.

It says here, I was on the beach randomly showing off my goodies to anybody who wanted to see them.

That's a crime.

You responded to my offer and within minutes we were hooking up in my car.

You told me that you were struggling with vengeful thoughts.

But because I showed you such love, you said you felt much better.

You confess that you liked watching people when they don't know they're being watched. And I confessed,

you know what? I have the exact same fetish. I'm trying to get a hold of you, but your phone

number's not in service. And you left your baby Yoda purse in my car. The only thing in it

were some toothpicks. You even told me you stole it from Target. It's here if you want it.

They have baby Yoda purses at Target?

Well, I'm actually online. They've got baby Yoda purses at Target.

They've got them at Walmart.

Just so you know, I'm going to be heading back to the same beach,

and I'm going to be showing off my goodies again.

I just hope you're the one that I end up showing them off too.

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