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The KVJ Show

KVJ Cuts- Little Kid Or Drunk Adult (05-26-22)

The KVJ Show

97.9 WRMF | Hubbard Radio

Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2022

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

She was bit on the neck by a monkey... Was she a Little Kid Or A Drunk Adult When It Happened? Play along #LittlekidDrunkAdult

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0:00.0

McDonald's are making small improvements to our classic burgers, searing out 100%

0:04.7

British beef patties, so they're even juicier.

0:07.7

And we're serving them hotter for meltier cheese, all in new toast of your

0:11.4

buns. The classics, now a little more mmm comparison with

0:15.0

prior classic burgers served after 11 a.m. subject to availability.

0:18.0

Mm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. K. J. Cutts. Little kid or drunk adult, we all do dumb things.

0:27.0

Sometimes when we do, we're a little kid,

0:28.8

other times we are a drunk adult.

0:31.4

Can you tell the difference? We got Shelley here who had something

0:36.8

very interesting happened to her and I guess got a little too close. Turned into

0:41.0

something bad. What was it, Shelly?

0:43.0

Yeah, so I got baked by a monkey when I tried to hug it.

0:47.0

Ouch!

0:49.0

This is your act, Jay Bird.

0:51.0

You know, watch out of those godless monkeys.

0:56.0

Okay, what do you think was Shelly a little kid or a drunk adult when she did this?

1:00.0

I feel like a little kid.

1:02.0

I think that's the first way to go because yeah you're a little kid you're at the fair and that monkey with a lollipop is around.

1:11.0

You want to hug it. Okay, gonna go a little kid.

1:14.0

Yeah, I'll go a little kid.

1:15.0

Yeah, it feels like a little kid kind of thing.

1:17.0

I'll say the same.

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