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E. We got to settle a little bit of a dispute about a massage.

I have in this email it says my sister-in-law is studying to be a massage therapist and part

of her training is practicing on people. So she had come to our

house because she was going to go out shopping with my wife. My sister-in-law got to our

house a little bit early because my wife was still at the grocery store and hadn't come back yet.

So she was just kind of chilling.

She was talking about what her training was like in the classes and she said she needed some

people to do massages on.

I said, well, if you want, you know spend a little time on me and

give me a massage so she is and then 30 minutes later my wife walks in the

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