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The KVJ Show

KVJ Cuts- KVJ Court (04-30-25)

The KVJ Show

97.9 WRMF | Hubbard Radio

Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

They don't want to invite someone because of how they typically act at weddings...

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0:00.0

Okay, so what are you going to rule on this KVJ court here?

0:03.8

It's all about inviting their obnoxious cousin to the wedding.

0:06.5

It says in the email they sent us,

0:08.0

My fiancé and I are working on our wedding guest list and are torn at whether or not to invite my cousin.

0:13.5

Our guest list calls for 50 people and she should make the cut,

0:17.6

except for the fact that she is known to take over a wedding. I've been to two

0:22.1

weddings where she made the entire event about her. She dresses in skimpy outfits and usually

0:27.5

lends to at least one nip slip as she's dancing like she's suffering from a seizure. The last

0:34.6

wedding, she even grabbed the DJ's mic and told some jokes that were very off-color and offensive to many people in the crowd.

0:41.3

She sounds awesome.

0:43.2

Parents were putting the earmuffs over their kids that were in attendance.

0:46.8

Her behavior then led to a fight with my cousin's bride, and I personally heard her defending that this is just who I am.

0:54.6

This is my truth.

0:56.2

So I don't expect anything different if we invite her to my wedding.

1:03.3

She is my cousin and I don't have an issue with telling her why she didn't make the cut,

1:08.1

but my fiancee, he knows the shock ways that our snub will send

1:12.2

throughout our entire family.

1:14.1

He wants to invite her, and I insist I'd rather deal with the grief than have a crude

1:19.2

drunk take over my entire wedding.

1:23.0

What would you do?

1:24.9

It's your wedding.

1:26.5

You get to invite whoever you want. It's time where you get to speak your truth. You do. It's your wedding. You get to invite whoever you want.

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