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The KVJ Show

KVJ Cuts- KVJ Confessional (05-15-24)

The KVJ Show

97.9 WRMF | Hubbard Radio

Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Absolve Yourself- KVJ Will Tell Your Secrets For You While You Stay Anonymous!

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0:00.0

KVJ cuts. Okay, what do you have to confess here today? This is your chance to get it off your chest event.

0:10.0

And you can do it anonymously too by texting into us 877 979

0:15.5

W. R. M. 877 979 99763.

0:23.0

I've probably seen this.

0:25.0

This happens kind of often in couples.

0:27.0

And it typically happens this way where the guy is not really too on his diet and his wife wants him to be.

0:32.0

He says here in his text that the wife and I were on a diet and

0:37.8

she thinks that the increase in the vegetables she's giving me is the reason why I'm in the bathroom more often, but in fact,

0:45.1

it's just the only place I can safely eat my smuggled in Reese's cups.

0:48.8

Oh, damn.

0:50.6

The bathroom, huh?

0:51.6

Yeah, well, I don't think he's doing anything else other than eating, so I guess it's not as

0:57.0

as gnarly as you would think.

0:58.8

But yeah, it's still not where I would probably choose to go eat mine.

1:02.1

That'd be tough if you had to hide eating snacks.

1:05.0

It's no way to live.

1:06.0

There's no way to live.

1:07.0

To me, that if I ever was in a situation where I had to hide what I was eating,

1:12.0

I think I got to be alone. I don't think I should I could be with somebody.

1:16.7

And that's why you're alone. Yes. Because wives make you eat like healthy and they yell at you. It's insane.

1:23.6

Right?

1:24.6

It's so not like just insane.

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