KVJ Cuts- KVJ Confessional (04-30-25)

The KVJ Show

97.9 WRMF | Hubbard Radio

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🗓️ 30 April 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Confess to KVJ and be absolved! Do you have anything to confess- Let us know!

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0:00.0	Okay, do you have a confession to make?
0:04.1	Deep Dark Secret you've been holding on to?
0:05.9	This is the place to reveal it right now.
0:08.0	You can text it into us.
0:08.9	877-9-979-W-R-MF.
0:11.9	877-9-7-9-763.
0:19.9	This first confession says I went to my mom's house for Easter
0:22.9	My niece had offered me some of her Easter egg
0:26.2	And I said oh I would love to but I can't I'm allergic to chocolate
0:29.6	My mom laughed and said oh yeah yeah you're allergic to chocolate
0:34.1	You know I forgot to tell you you're not really allergic to chocolate
0:37.2	We would just tell you that when you're younger, so you just stop eating ours. I'm 37.
0:42.0	No. I've gone my whole life without chocolate because of a lie.
0:46.1	You got to let that kid know at least age 14 that they're not allergic to chocolate.
0:50.3	I mean, that is a long time to keep a lie going, isn't it?
0:53.8	Your mom is evil.
0:55.9	That is crazy.
0:57.6	They used to always lied her and be like, oh, you can't have it.
0:59.5	I'm sorry, you're allergic to chocolate.
1:01.1	So she never ate chocolate as a kid and now even as an adult.
1:04.2	She just finds out at 37 that she's not.
1:06.3	Yeah, my parents told me I was allergic to something.
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