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Okay, we got the confessional wide open right now.

Want to hear those deep, dark secrets that you are holding on to.

And you can text them into us right now.

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Some of the early confessions that we have rolling in here today.

This one says,

if my friends go out for a night of drinking without inviting me,

I will send them a message in the morning saying,

I really think you should take that comment down from Instagram,

just so they panic when they wake up.

First of all, it would work.

Second of all, are they not inviting you because you're the annoying drunk of the group?

Maybe.

Maybe they're not inviting you because you play petty pranks on them like this when they're all hung over and vulnerable.

Reassess, they don't like you.

This person said when I was a kid, I was doing bad things on the internet and I ended up taking a nude photo with my family's camera and sending it to someone.

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