Well, if you're holding on to a deep dark secret, we love to hear that stanky-anky

that you've got in your mind right now.

You can relieve yourself of it, feel a lot better, text it into us anonymously, 877-9-779-WR-MF,

877-9-7-9-R-M-F, 877-9-7-9-763.

Got a few holdovers from the last couple of weeks, so getting to them.

We've got a lot of people who like to confess stuff.

One person confessing here as to why they actually bathe the dog.

They told their partner it's because the dog was running around, got all money in the backyard. But what had happened was they were on their phone standing up taking a pee and they didn't notice that the dog put its head in the bowl. Oh, you peed on the dog? That happened. Yeah, sometimes dogs would do it. they go hey what's going on in there

oops oh hey what's going on well here's the good news he's not going to write you out

it's true yeah you're right about that it's between you and him and he might look at you

different but who's he going to tell if we ever got to a point where technology has our

pet start to talk and turn on us.

We are screwed.

Oh, boy. If my sweet chewy, rest in peace, if he was able to

have talked. Oh, my goodness.

You guys aren't going to believe what I saw.

He would have given you someone to juicy dirt.

Yeah.

And this would be one of those times that you

wouldn't want that to come out because this confession says, I feed my toenails to the dog.

Oh, no.

In fact, I got busted. First time my girlfriend saw it, she freaked out and dumped me.

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